zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via originalwhorablehipster)

• Book: I will be one of the best things you read this year.
• Book: You will fall in love with my characters.
• Book: I'm so good, you'll lose sleep over me.
• Book: I'm part of a series.
• Book: So you can feel the pain of a character dying in each book.
• Book: I will break you emotionally.
• Book: I will make you forget the real world.
• Book: I will ruin all potential future love interests for you.
• Book: You will be emotionally attached to me.
• Book: You are mine.

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via cuntgradulation)

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

(via originalwhorablehipster)

when I have something in common with my celebrity crush,

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: purelyawkward)

thewallscavedin:

pizzaforpresident:

vaspim:

Cool now maybe Hilary can run in 2016

I don’t think America is ready for Lizzie McGuire just yet

Hilary 2016

What dreams are made of.

(Source: kingvaspim, via spenceralthouse)

sodamnrelatable:

When your song is playing

& somebody wants to change it

 

(Source: goldendayspurplenights)